10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha