10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."