10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.