10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --