10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow