10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--