10 Random Poker Quotes

Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.