10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.