10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.