10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Welcome to kicker school
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003