10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is for loners.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim