10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."