10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Fold and live to fold again
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'