10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom