10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The all-in play works everytime but once.