10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.