10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is for loners.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.