10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."