10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.