10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."