10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks