10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)