10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
"The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
Welcome to kicker school
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
in the poker game of life women are the rake