10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"