10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim