10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts