10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT