10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• if u play for the thrill u are ill