10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"