10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.