10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for loners.