10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"