10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• It's Free To Fold...
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'