10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.