10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.