10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth