10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"