10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer