10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.