10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.