10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus