10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword