10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike