10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury