10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.