10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo