10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Welcome to kicker school
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.