10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22