10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "No river, no fish."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."