10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.